volunruud:

every time i do it makes me laugh

volunruud:

every time i do it makes me laugh

tomatogami:

*closes fridge door and hears stuff fall in it*

well… sounds like a problem for the next person

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

adreianpayne:

yes hello we are open good morning

adreianpayne:

yes hello we are open good morning